- me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
- me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
- me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
- me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
- Me: Wow, today is such a lovely day to avoid all human contact and remain in the comfort of my own loneliness and sorrows of not having a social life thus maintaining my solitude as I surf the web.
